Sunday, May 29, 2011

双亲节快乐

爸妈,双亲节快乐!!!
爸妈,感谢您!!!我爱你们!!! =D

Upon Graduation...

After checked the Pre-result on 24th May, can be confirm that graduate is not a problem already.. Yeah!!! I have made it!!! but hope that can reach my target.. =)

3 years of CS life, this is the life that i never expect since i m child. From the beginning, struggle to get use of IT field, until now is a bit better... yet it were a lot more things to be explore. There are things that make me happy, sad, angry; things that make me proud of, curious and have no idea at all. Now just take the unhappy things as a lesson, and life need to be go on, a new career is just in front of me~~~ So, just do my best!!! Always remember that there are no tough or easy things in this world, only got lazy people or hardworking people that are willing to do something...

But before that, i would like to appreciate my Uni friends that help me a lot on the way to complete my degree. It sound like a bit outdated, but i still need to say it... Thanks for the guide in academic matters, without the support, i guess i can't go this far~ Thanks to the friends that always mentally support me and encourage me to go on, i will always remember to remind myself to be strong~ Thanks for the people that i have met, some of you really aspire me and open up my mind~ Wish U all, All the Best and take care~~~

Sunday, May 22, 2011

孺子可教也

Found this when rearrange files in my laptop =D

~轉貼

某班來了個新生。

一天,老師問他:你多大了?

學生:請問老師是問我哪裡多大?

老師:你的年齡。

學生:哦,請問老師是想知道我去年的年齡還是今年的年齡?

老師:廢話,肯定是今年的啊。

學生:哦,請問老師是要我現在告訴你還是下課在告訴你?

老師:現在。

學生:哦,請問老師要我大聲說還是小聲說呢?

老師:天哪,你說還是不說阿!少與我做對!

學生:說啊,請問老師為什麼想要知道我多大呢?

老師:我隨便問問不行嗎?

學生:哦,那我不回答不行嗎?

老師:氣死………
算啦,算啦,同學們,我們今天的課題就是重複一下反義詞。老師說一句,你們接一句,OK"

老師:今天天氣很好!

學生:明天天氣很壞!

老師:我昨天吃魚頭!

學生:你今天吃龜Tou!

老師:錯誤!

學生:正確!

老師:我說錯誤!

學生:我說正確!

老師:你這個笨蛋!

學生:我這個天才!

老師:你給我站起來!

學生:我給你坐下去!

老師:老師叫你站起來,聽見沒?

學生:老師叫我坐下去,聽見了!

老師:你敢不聽老師的話?

學生:我不敢聽老師的話!

老師:你知道你剛剛說了什麼?

學生:我知道我現在沒說什麼?

老師:這位同學,我知道你是故意的!

學生:那位老師,你知道我不是故意的!

老師:你沒大沒小!

學生:我有小有大!

老師:你這麼小不學好!

學生:我這麼大才學壞!

老師:我不想說你了!

學生:你又想說我了!

老師:你給我停止!

學生:我給你繼續~

老師:算我怕你,停止好嗎?

學生:我不怕你,繼續好麼嗎?

老師:反義詞練習到此結束!

學生:近義詞練習現在開始~

老師:你有完沒完啊?

學生:我沒完沒了啊~

老師:你沒教養啊?

學生:我有教養啊!

老師:難道你像一個有教養的人嗎?

學生:難道我不像沒有教養的人嗎?

老師:鬱悶啊~

學生:高興啊~

老師:我快被你氣死啦!

學生:你快被我氣活啦~

老師:你能不能不說話啊?

學生:我能不能不閉嘴啊~

老師:你繼續吧,這課我不上了,我走。

學生:我停止吧,這課還得上,我來